To the Beach, Bitches….

OMG, did I have to laugh at myself today.

When my friends and I are planning something, i.e. this Sunday we are going to the beach, we organize it via group texting.  So…a few weeks ago, we planned to go this Sunday, the 26th.  We are taking a friend who NEVER goes to the beach, which is incomprehensible to me.  We live less than an hour from Long Island Sound, and some very nice beaches.  We live about an hour and a half from the Rhode Island beaches, which are really gorgeous.  3 hrs from Cape Cod. ‘Nuff said, you get the idea….

When we first planned it, the friend who has never gone (granted, she moved here from inland, but still, she’s been here many years….) said, via the mass text, “You guys are so good to me, I’m a beach virgin.”   I answered her, via the group text, “I can’t believe you never go!  I’m a beach whore, any beach, any time….” To which another friend answered, “Yes, you are surrounded by whores….”

So, fast forward to today.  The weather is looking slightly iffy for Sunday, possible t-storms, not that hot, about 80°, which means it won’t quite get there at the beach.  I texted what I thought was the same group text, “Are we on for Sunday?  Inquiring whores want to know….”

My best friend answered back, not in the group text, but privately, “LOL”…with a bunch of laughing crying smiley faces.  I didn’t realize it was private.  I said, again to the group text, “Maybe we should get t-shirts…”  About 5 minutes later someone I don’t know texted the group text saying, “You are texting in a massive group text of 15 people, you may want to go private….”

O. M. G.

In other words, I not only texted my best friends, but about 10 people I don’t know, that “Inquiring whores want to know.”

I went back and apologized.  In my defense, the names that showed up on my screen were all my best friends. The other numbers didn’t show up to warn me.

I still think we should get the t-shirts.

BEACH WHORE

ANY BEACH, ANY TIME

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